i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
(via stfuzac)
me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
mum: what
me:
mum:
me: Virgin Mobile
mum: go to your room
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE
(Source: pyralspite, via stfuzac)
